this is a pirate joke

captain cockswallock was aboard his pirate ship saying Arr and swigging grog

his lookout swings down thru the rigging and tells him that he has just spotted his arch enemy on the horizon captain moosebucket and he says to his lookout go fetch my red shirt for me... why asks the scurvy dog.. so i if i get hurt the other seadogs dont see im hurt and become afraid he says.. so off he goes and brings him his red shirt.. the lookout pirate says ive just noticed moosebuckets got his friends captain bettybruiser and captain bloodysocks close behind him... the captain turns to him and says better fetch me my brown trousers


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